Tête-Á-buja
Allahuuuuuuuuuuu Akbar!!
“Oga where you dey go?”
“Doesn’t the app show the destination after you accept and start the trip?”
“E dey show but we have to be sure”
“… oga, you don blow now. you don make am”
“Why do you think so? what about me screams wealth?”
“See ehn, this place wey you come barb hair, I no fit ever come here.”
“But you literally work here”
“Exactly. I sabi how much una dey pay me for ordinary fade. I no fit ever pay that kind money”
“So you no dey with those guys again?”
“Nah, they really did me dirty and hurt my feelings”
“This one wey you dey speak English like this, e really pain you be that. But e fit be blessing in dis-”
“Do you think Xabi Alonso can bring out the best from Mbappe and Vinicius? He is a stark contrast to Ancelotti”
“Don Carlo? nobody fit do pass wetin Ancelotti don do for Madrid”
“… Ololololo … ayayaya …”
“This is the price of a single bottle?
“Yes sir”
“Just one bottle only?”
“yes sir”
“How do people survive this twofold problem of a painful reality and an unaffordable escape?”
“Did you say you wanted two bottles sir?”
“No no, just the one please. Thank you”
“Bro, for real, na your old pictures be that?”
“Yes, those were actually some of the nicer pictures; the ones that made it to Facebook”
“Omo …”
“No, i have never been chopped. You are just viewing the past with the lens of the present”
“If na so you wan reason am make you fit sleep for night”
“Who be that?”
“The Bride. That is one fine woman, good Lord!”
“Oga we don reach, shey you go do transfer?”
“Account?”
“Seven zero-”
“I mean what bank do you use?”
“Opay”
“Why do all of you use only Opay or Moniepoint?”
“Oga we go sleep here to confirm your transfer for the other ones”
“So how did it all go? Did you enjoy it?”
“It was a blur. Don't remember much except the random conversations”
Allahuuuuuuuuuuu Akbar!!